CALL ME OUT - MEME THREAD EDITION

Misery
Cave Story

Powerful witch whose power-hungry attempts to utilize her uncle's immense power backfired and rendered her a slave to a powerful relic for hundreds of years until some robots set her free. Still kind of unpleasant and arrogant, but less evil villain than she used to be.


Nier
NieR Gestalt

A well-meaning but perhaps slightly negligent father of a sick child. Or brother, depending on the cycle. Yes, this is CANON now. Sort of blunt, good at hitting things hard. Surprisingly good at gardening and fishing.


Phoenix Wright
Ace Attorney

A mild-mannered guy who takes on all sorts of crazy cases. Will always fight to find the ultimate truth behind a case, even if it means revealing his client is guilty. Says things in blue text that he won't say out loud.


Ran Yakumo
Touhou Project

Kitsune shikigami of one of the most powerful yokai in Gensokyo. Very good at calculating seemingly impossible things, not so good at philosophy. May or may not be kind of a MILF.


Soga no Tojiko
Touhou Project

Dead and loving it. A Taoist who hates Buddhism. Has a really short temper but is actually a sweetie underneath that. Used to be a *lot angrier.*


Tsuruya
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

LOL-Fang-tan. Laughs a lot. Would be the sempai type if she wasn't so eccentric. May or may not be a dimension traveler. Probably the easiest to do stupid fluffy shit with.


Li Kuugo
Live-a-Live

Kung-Fu master. Coarse and violent, but working on that. Likes shitty television any time she's present in a modern setting. Possibly "manlier" than any of her fellow Kung-Fu chapter protagonists.


Shinmyoumaru Sukuna
Touhou Project

Inchling. Objectively the cutest stage 6 boss in Touhou history. Well-meaning but naive as hell. Really wants to be bigger. Not like THAT.


Ringo
Touhou Project

Moon Rabbit. Communications officer of Eagle Ravi. Accidentally got left behind on Earth, but is actually pretty okay with that. Makes a bomb-ass dango.


Accord
Drakengard 3

By day, a mild-mannered weapons seller. By night, one of many who monitor over the flow of time and document timelines in order to find the best way to prevent bad things from getting out of dimensions. Can be kind of a jerk.


Hiroshi
Ao Oni

The cool and intelligent nerd. Likes: entemology, science. Dislikes: Unscientific things, bullies, giant murderous blue monsters. Might have more of a chance of getting over his PTSD if he'd stop picking up the memories of alternate dimensions goddamnit.


Choromatsu Matsuno
Osomatsu-san

Wants to be the mature, sensible one of his six brothers. Is in reality a huge piece of shit just like them, albeit one with occasional lapses into decency. Huge idol otaku with all the creepy dreams attached to that. Has kind of just owned the "Fappymatsu" label at this point.


Guybrush Threepwood
Monkey Island

Mighty Pirate (tm). It's hard to tell how much his bragging is legitimate delusion and how much of it is ego pumping. Still somehow married to the hottest and awesomest woman in the Caribbean. Died once, but got better.

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So this is a little different than your usual CMO! Obviously, you can pull one of these characters out for a thread here - but the main goal of this post is to provide a list of characters to interact with your meme threads on OTHER sites. Other characters may be available upon request.