Eh. Might as well. I'm bored enough.

Inactive; Strong Voice


Phoenix Wright
Ace Attorney
wright_idea


Hiroshi
Ao Oni
all_onis_are_true


Soga no Tojiko
Touhou Project
departed_child_of_gods


Misery
Cave Story
misery_hates_company


Accord
Drakengard 3
of_her_own_accord


Li Kuugo
Live a Live
xin_shan_quan_girl


Nier (Father)
NieR Gestalt
1_eyed_dadass


Ran Yakumo
Touhou Project
faithful_kitsune


Ringo
Touhou Project
mg_mg


Shinmyoumaru Sukuna
Touhou Project
tiny_revolutionary


Kotetsu T. Kaburagi
Tiger & Bunny
the_ko_stands_for_tiger


Tsuruya
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
life_is_megas_wonderful


Choromatsu Matsuno
Osomatsu-San
be_acknowledged


Manuel Menendez
OC
sorcerer_rebooted


Inactive; Medium Voice
Razputin Aquatos | Psychonauts purpose_of_the_goggles
Grunkle Stan | Gravity Falls mystery_s_hack
Guybrush Threepwood | Monkey Island a_pirate_meant_to_be
Nicholas Reeve | OC ghost_shield
Gegege no Kitaro | Gegege no Kitaro gegege_no_ge
Kyon | Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya sos_straight_man
Shigeo "Mob" Kageyama | Mob Psycho 100 notastandout

Inactive; Weak Voice/Needs Development
Terry Bogard | Fatal Fury lone_wolf_of_southtown
Alex | RPG Maker Semi-OC camewiththeruntimepackage

Inactive; Not Viable

Baloo | Tale Spin sea_duck

Pure Crack

Dr. Mario | Dr. Mario flippedpills
God | God, the Devil and Bob i_just_want_you_to_try
M'aiq the Liar | Elder Scrolls maiq_the_liar
Those Damn Unicorns | Charlie the Unicorn candymountain
Tom Servo | MST3k im_the_wind_baby
Ryoko Achakura | Haruhi-chan a_tiny_miscalculation
Tendo | OC tendo_entertains

Misery
Cave Story

Powerful witch whose power-hungry attempts to utilize her uncle's immense power backfired and rendered her a slave to a powerful relic for hundreds of years until some robots set her free. Still kind of unpleasant and arrogant, but less evil villain than she used to be.


Nier
NieR Gestalt

A well-meaning but perhaps slightly negligent father of a sick child. Or brother, depending on the cycle. Yes, this is CANON now. Sort of blunt, good at hitting things hard. Surprisingly good at gardening and fishing.


Phoenix Wright
Ace Attorney

A mild-mannered guy who takes on all sorts of crazy cases. Will always fight to find the ultimate truth behind a case, even if it means revealing his client is guilty. Says things in blue text that he won't say out loud.


Ran Yakumo
Touhou Project

Kitsune shikigami of one of the most powerful yokai in Gensokyo. Very good at calculating seemingly impossible things, not so good at philosophy. May or may not be kind of a MILF.


Soga no Tojiko
Touhou Project

Dead and loving it. A Taoist who hates Buddhism. Has a really short temper but is actually a sweetie underneath that. Used to be a *lot angrier.*


Tsuruya
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

LOL-Fang-tan. Laughs a lot. Would be the sempai type if she wasn't so eccentric. May or may not be a dimension traveler. Probably the easiest to do stupid fluffy shit with.


Li Kuugo
Live-a-Live

Kung-Fu master. Coarse and violent, but working on that. Likes shitty television any time she's present in a modern setting. Possibly "manlier" than any of her fellow Kung-Fu chapter protagonists.


Shinmyoumaru Sukuna
Touhou Project

Inchling. Objectively the cutest stage 6 boss in Touhou history. Well-meaning but naive as hell. Really wants to be bigger. Not like THAT.


Ringo
Touhou Project

Moon Rabbit. Communications officer of Eagle Ravi. Accidentally got left behind on Earth, but is actually pretty okay with that. Makes a bomb-ass dango.


Accord
Drakengard 3

By day, a mild-mannered weapons seller. By night, one of many who monitor over the flow of time and document timelines in order to find the best way to prevent bad things from getting out of dimensions. Can be kind of a jerk.


Hiroshi
Ao Oni

The cool and intelligent nerd. Likes: entemology, science. Dislikes: Unscientific things, bullies, giant murderous blue monsters. Might have more of a chance of getting over his PTSD if he'd stop picking up the memories of alternate dimensions goddamnit.


Choromatsu Matsuno
Osomatsu-san

Wants to be the mature, sensible one of his six brothers. Is in reality a huge piece of shit just like them, albeit one with occasional lapses into decency. Huge idol otaku with all the creepy dreams attached to that. Has kind of just owned the "Fappymatsu" label at this point.


Guybrush Threepwood
Monkey Island

Mighty Pirate (tm). It's hard to tell how much his bragging is legitimate delusion and how much of it is ego pumping. Still somehow married to the hottest and awesomest woman in the Caribbean. Died once, but got better.

***

So this is a little different than your usual CMO! Obviously, you can pull one of these characters out for a thread here - but the main goal of this post is to provide a list of characters to interact with your meme threads on OTHER sites. Other characters may be available upon request.

There are probably worse places to wake up in as far as unknown locations go. This place looks sort of like a hotel lobby, with several couches set up that you might notice have others just becoming aware of their circumstances. A table is set up nearby with a continental breakfast and coffee, and some very nice flower arrangements. One wall has a large flat-screen television mounted on it with speakers on either side, and the other walls have inspirational posters, frequently featuring cats and B-list celebrities. The only other furniture of note are a phone on the wall and a table with a number of what appear to be letters on it.

Before you can figure out wtf, the screen flares to life, revealing perhaps the least intimidating "kidnapper" ever. He's short, portly, and seems to be fidgeting a bit as he addresses the camera.

"This thing on? ...*ahem* Greetings, friends! I'm sure you're quite confused about waking up from whereever you usually come from to find yourself in a place like this. I, uh, apologize for that. Seems like the etiquette for these multidimensional affairs is always a bit lacking for some reason. Not sure why that is..." He pauses for a bit, mulling this, before looking back to the camera. "A-anyway! I understand if you are in a rush to get back to... whereever, but do hear me out. My name is Rocky Road. Perhaps you have heard of my cousin, Brick?" He waits for a bit, then suddenly remembers the communication doesn't go both ways. "Er, I suppose you wouldn't. He's quite a famous dungeon builder where we come from. Whole family specializes in it. Haven't heard from him in a while, though... oh, that's not important! What's important is the following."

He clears his throat. "See, I have developed a remarkable new technology for dungeon building! I call it the Soul Builder. ...Not a great name, I know. Anyway, it taps into the innate nature and character of the people who travel through it and constructs a unique dungeon experience for anybody who enters! Fun for the whole family! ...is the theory. See, I need to put it through some test runs. So I needed a nicely diverse group to do so. But it's rather hard to do the communication myself. Ah... if you choose not to engage, I do have the way back, right here, ah..." He fumbles a bit with a remote and some instructions. "...Yes, this is what they left me. Just call me on the phone and I'll send you right back. That said, if you do indulge me, I do have a rather nice offer for all of you for the beta-testing, if you'll look at those individualized contracts on the table over there. I do hope you'll take me up on it. ...That's all."

The television goes blank. The phone and forms are close to each other, and upon finding the one with your name on it...

That's HOW many zeroes?

Basic premise: A somewhat light-hearted dungeon romp, in which a random dungeon is populated with rooms suggested by the players. The first room is always the lobby, the last the "last boss." The lobby is always available and stocked in case people need a break and want mingling time. I don't want it to get too deadly serious, although obviously some rooms will be more serious than others.

There is only one major requirement for rooms: there must be some sort of obstacle or challenge that must be completed before the room can be exited. Sometimes that's just finding the exit itself. It can be mind-boggling puzzles, dangerous traps, challenging foes, or even phenomena that force the various player characters to confront their own inner selves. The sky's the limit.

You know the drill by now folks. Pick a character, call them out in a reply, and we can thread a scenario.










(In order: Guybrush Threepwood, Misery, Li Kuugo, Nicholas Reeve, Razputin Aquatos, Kotetsu T. Kaburagi, Papa!Nier (Disc 2), Phoenix Wright, Ran Yakumo, Soga no Tojiko, Terry Bogard, Tsuruya, Hiroshi, God (God, the Devil and Bob), Tom Servo, M'aiq the Liar, Grunkle Stan, Ryoko Achakura, Alex, Gegege no Kitaro, Kyon, Sukuna Shinmyoumaru)

And if you've having trouble thinking of WHAT to reply with, try this: Ye Grande List of Random Prompts

The economy being what it is, one can easily understand the need to find odd jobs to make ends meet on occasion. For those with a particularly daring bent and an open mind -- not to mention the means, accidental or otherwise, to reach the place -- the Interdimensional Temp Agency is there to provide for all of your jobbing needs, whether in this dimension or in another one altogether. Just be sure the job is appropriate to your skill level; it's really bad for their bottom line if their temps get killed, after all.

This is not quite a meme. Parts of it are meme-LIKE, but a lot of it relies on a certain degree of variance as opposed to more standard memes. That said, there are a few jobs on the board that are fairly generic, if you want to roll for them. This portion probably translates easiest into a general meme should someone decide to replicate this elsewhere:

( Generic jobs )


Where this meme varies, however, is the OTHER option: Crafting a mission based upon a fandom you're in of your own making. This obviously requires a bit more thought and GMing, but if that's your sort of thing, it can actually be pretty fun. Of course, it could also be pretty basic if you want it to. Whatever works. The following jobs are, for example, what I've got to offer:

( Canon Specific Jobs )

Finally -- and this is something I'm DEFINITELY only offering here: For anybody interested in IRC dungeon crawls, I'd be willing to run a "mission." This is more in depth, more exploratory, and faster paced. If you're not good at IM-style RP, this might not be for you, but if anybody is interested, lemme know and I can set something up.

Annnd we're live. Let me know if any links go to the wrong place, like the previous meme's link. I've gotta cut corners SOME times, you know.

( Uh oh, I want some more, uh oh, what are we waiting for? )

You know the drill by now folks.








(In order: Guybrush Threepwood, Misery, Li Kuugo, Nicholas Reeve, Razputin Aquatos, Kotetsu T. Kaburagi, Papa!Nier (Disc 2), Phoenix Wright, Ran Yakumo, Soga no Tojiko, Terry Bogard, Tsuruya, Hiroshi, God (God, the Devil and Bob), Tom Servo, M'aiq the Liar, Grunkle Stan, Ryoko Achakura)

The following will need to be converted but are available on request:

- Gegege no Kitaro
- Kyon
- Baloo
- Dr. Mario
- Those fuckin' Unicorns

Because I am insane and addicted.

( Feel free to peruse. )